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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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(via guy)

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

(via gnarly)

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

(via shut-up-everyone-is-perfect)

(Source: exploresque, via mintike)

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

(via homeunderground)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via dutchster)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(via humorking)

(Source: hairy-unicorn, via gnarly)